Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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