It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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