peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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