she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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