Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
