ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I need water and some morals
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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