I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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