Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
