Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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