so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Randomize
