i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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