I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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