He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Randomize