i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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