Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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