you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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