so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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