i think my tv is drunk
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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