out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Randomize
