Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I just want to make out with him forever
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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