just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
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