Buhtt sex?
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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