yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
you inspire me to be a worse person
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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