Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Randomize
