I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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