i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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