Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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