Will you blow on my dice?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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