i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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