I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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