Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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