I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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