The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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