So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize