She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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