Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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