My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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