is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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