So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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