Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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