I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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