marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
we have officially lost it.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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