I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
farters have to be the big spoon...
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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