Whatcha textin bout Willis?
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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