We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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