did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
tell me about the fingering
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