Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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