There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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