i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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