Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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