It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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