I hate your face
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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