There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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