just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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