drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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