She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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