oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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